Sunday, January 13, 2008

Riding the bus

Everyone with access to the Internet probably at some point in their life, for reasons unknown to me, decided to ride a bus. Now sure, the bus is a fine way of getting from point A to point B. The problem with buses lies within...well, within the bus I guess.

You see, when you enter a bus, you can rest assured that the first thing that meets you is a bitter man. No offense to anyone, but bus drivers must've been seriously wronged at some part of their life. If you by gods grace manage to get by this moneycharging monster, you never have any idea of the personae that is going to meet you. Apparently some people take the bus just to act crazy, while most people just do it to be able to practice how to ignore other people. That's Norwegian bus culture for you.

The most annoying of people are the one who live in their own bloody world. While riding the bus. They're the kind of person who'll stand in front of the door, and wait for someone to get off, just to stand in their way so the driver doesn't think anybody is getting off, thus making the driver even more angry, and making sure an unfortunate passenger is stuck until the next stop. These are the kind of people who are supposed to be under the bus, not inside it.

I hate buses. I'm getting a personal train.

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